What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 06:52
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
No way
Derek Carr explains his decision to give up $30 million and retire - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Europe stock markets fall after Trump doubles steel tariffs - CNBC
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Self-learning neural network cracks iconic black holes - Phys.org
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The No. 1 Breakfast to Boost Heart Health, According Cardiologist - TODAY.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...